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11 PICK-UP LINES THAT ARE SO BAD THEY’RE GOOD

Ever find yourself dying to approach a beautiful woman you saw somewhere but you didn’t have the slightest clue how to do it or what to say, let alone the nerve to even try? Well, it’s not like we’re in a position to help any of you since we’re not that great at approaching girls either, but we can do what we do best: detailed research and come up with some pickup lines that are SO bad they are good. Despite recent studies that show 80 percent of females are more likely to reject a guy who uses a pickup line and that this strategy usually makes him look like an immature loser in the eyes of the average woman, you never know, it might be your lucky day, because as we already said, the following pickup lines are SO bad that they might actually work.

Written By @TheodorosII For TCmag

THE FUNNY DUDE

“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.”

THE DUDE WITH THE HIGH IQ

“Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you’re a big part of that.”

THE RUDE BASTARD

“I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.”

THE CREEPY FELLOW

“I’m afraid of the dark. Will you sleep with me tonight?”

THE BRAVE WOMAN

“Is your name David? Because I’m pretty sure you could have only been carved by the hands of Michelangelo.”

THE MATH GENIUS

“Are you a ninety-degree angle? ’Cause you are looking right!”

THE MUSIC FAN

“Let’s play a love game. I’ll be Alejandro, you be Lady Gaga, and you can take a ride on my disco stick.”

THE DIEHARD STAR WARS FAN

Why don’t we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?”

THE TRAVELER

“Are you sure you’re not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.”

THE COMPUTER GEEK

“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

THE RELIGIOUS GUY

“Unfortunately I can’t perform ANY miracles BUT I’ve got enough bread and fish for you and me.”

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