That'll be 10 lashes and a kick up the arse.
Really... Even the woman thinks you guys are stupid.
If you're British you'll be familiar with Del Boy and Rodney doing a bit of chandelier work.
If you, this is quite similar.
And by miss I mean don't see, not actually miss, cause that was never going to happen.
Fishing is boring as hell, but this trip had a very interesting and tense conclusion.
Tequila, salt, lime and a sexy chick. What could possibly go wrong?
Winter is a bitch. Cold, snow, ice, multiple layers of clothing. Screw that and give me the sun any day of the week. However, when...
It's tough taking an escalator when you're either drunk or dumb as fuck. This Chinese woman takes a spin in the escalator tumble dryer and...