iPhone 5 Fox News Fail

While I was in New York the iPhone 5 was announced. Sleeker and longer just about sums it up. Nothing really revolutionary and not already available in other smartphones. Yet, there are still people crazy enough (props to Apple for finding them) that will wait in line for days to part with $600 or more. Side note: these people know they could be spending that money inside on a pai of hot tits right? The very reliable Fox News sent a clued up reporter to the flagship Apple store in Manhattan to talk to some of these wait-in-line types and dropped some amazing new features the iPhone 5 has none of us knew about, such as a laser keyboard and holographic images, on the waiting masses. Allas for Fox they fucked up once again and had a reporter do the job of an intern (yes, I meant to write that) and some dumbass used this Aatma Studio video as a source.