Maybe Wear Some Protective Gear Next Time
Meet Mr. Moron. Mr. Moron went for a bike ride with his buddy, who fimed the trip. Mr. Moron thinks driving around while looking normal and smart is for pussies. Mr. Moron would much rather be the cool dude in jeans, sneakers and popping a wheelie while other road users drive on by. Mr. Moron inevitably meets Mr. R. Surface. If only he had been wearing some protective gear he would have been just fine. Still a moron, but fine.