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Oh noes. Call the Internet police and have him tazered.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-19 09:38:17

Wow, this idiot just committed Federal crime and filmed it too.

Posted by TheKnowItAll on 2013-06-19 04:58:14

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Videos showing the day to day craziness in South America often resemble those from Africa.

Posted by thisgermanguy on 2013-06-18 17:54:57

If you were from Burundi, you'd be a top commenter in your country. What's your point?

Posted by ? on 2013-06-18 17:44:15

If you're from the Netherlands then this would be cliff-like compared to what's around you. They suffer acrophobia at sea-level.

Posted by Whackaday on 2013-06-18 17:07:52

6 feet or 6 metres?

Posted by TCmag on 2013-06-18 16:56:50

Now that's what you call a cliff!
This bad boy is said to be up to 1.8m deep in the deepest point. Nature is truly amazing.

Posted by go go gadget brain on 2013-06-18 16:06:31

Obama then gave each woman free citizenship, a house and a new car.

Posted by obamaphone on 2013-06-18 15:14:48

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No Fat chicks

Posted by Ron burgundy on 2013-06-19 04:18:29

Not a single nip was given.

Posted by Chuck on 2013-06-18 23:16:29

Posted by pmagazin on 2013-06-18 22:27:40

The only GOOD Lucy is a NAKED Lucy.

Posted by reaganisking on 2013-06-18 17:22:40

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Yeah because Australians are such competent, honest, intelliegent and hard workers.

Posted by Glenforester on 2013-06-19 08:59:35

If the world doesn't like it, they can stop purchasing from china at any moment ;)
Ready to buy your basic T-shirts at $40 a pop? ;)

Posted by heh on 2013-06-18 17:20:46

That's the price you pay for cheap labour.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-18 13:12:26

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I thought that was a miniature car...

Posted by East Grinstead Stud on 2013-06-18 16:10:41

They breed their women big in East Grinstead.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-18 12:58:35

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this woman was raised for looks not brains

Posted by poesprop on 2013-06-19 05:27:07

Well, I share your views. If it wouldn't take me five hours to express my views in English I'd have a little something to add, too.

Posted by thisgermanguy on 2013-06-18 17:41:49

Well, although you kinda scraped the problem there, you are totally wrong.
I think there is a basic and nature-determined flaw in the whole equality campaign about women. It is not natural.
It is forcing the idea how men and women should be equal, while a 3 year old will tell you how much they are not, grasping the basics.
If there was indeed a way, to choose weather it's the woman or man in a relationship to carry the pregnancy, I don't see a problem with making salaries etc equal.
Hell, if I could carry the pregnancy for my wife, I would, no discussion, seriously.

I do not have any kind of solution for this problem, but as an employer, and also in a country with not great balance between eployees vs employers job market, I simply cannot close my eyes to the issue.

Just recently I made strategically crucial decisions for my company, when downsizing one of the depts., all negotiated with the employees.

Once we decided which to keep, 2 months later she tells me she's pregnant.
Privately I congratulate her and am honestly happy, but this is a noticable setback for me, proffessionaly speaking.

And I really hate to even think about it getting down to this, but truth is, I have much less security for the company, when hiring women, that's just how I feel, because obviously they cannot (and I wouldn't imagine them to) guarantee, that suddenly they'll leave for at least a year.

And I really hate to watch women, who in the name of equal employment sacrifice family life and having children for their carreer, because I find it simply unnatural.

Maybe there is some solution in regulations, but I can't see one by myself.
All I can say is, I find it ill-natured, the direction this is going now - in my country, or the world.

Posted by Joshua Tree on 2013-06-18 16:26:55

i usually never agree with you, this time you hit it dead on.

Posted by iwishyouwereaborted on 2013-06-18 15:17:15

Why would an employer hire men at all? If women really earned less than men, that means they are cheaper to employ, right? Or is it possible that they are less productive than men? Just sayin'...

Posted by Tom on 2013-06-18 14:13:55

When her beauty career is over, she will get a job in American politics.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-18 13:18:25

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TCMag should get more videos from dead people, they are a lot steadier with their hands.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-18 12:55:26

Holy fuck, I'd have considered it a save distance, too.

Posted by thisgermanguy on 2013-06-18 11:56:41

1 worker died in this incident

Posted by Speedy on 2013-06-18 11:47:26

I bet he sued the ass of the company that made that camera for not giving him adequate instructions.

...oh hang on, he's not American, so perhaps he just put it down to his own stupidity.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-18 09:48:54

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Sounds like they had a lot of fun in the past. And she doesn't look like she has a problem with it. It's a win/win situation and I'm jealous. You call it fucked it, I call it a dream :p

Posted by THEU on 2013-06-19 03:29:32

The world gone crazy!!

Posted by RT on 2013-06-19 03:11:15

fucked up shit

Posted by f on 2013-06-18 17:09:57

fucking trailer trash country.

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-18 11:42:11

Sleazy Americans.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-18 09:43:40

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replace the vending machine with reddit, and you know how TCMag works.

Posted by swag master delux on 2013-06-18 16:38:13

Interesting to see an american in its natural environment.

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-18 11:24:44

Monkeys, stop taking drugs.

Posted by Aaryn on 2013-06-18 10:16:03

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You used to think it's a post-conception thing?

Also please mind that USA is only but a part of America. I know USA hardly realizes that, but you should.

Posted by ben on 2013-06-18 16:55:40

@5d4c8279b17f0df66363b576bb28e0ba so, apart from perfectly fitting $umkun's theory, you have actually proven that grammar skills are by no means a measure of intelligence ;)
good one.

Posted by hahahaha on 2013-06-18 16:43:17

grammar check genius. U.K, nothing but the best and brightest.

Posted by $umkun_sucks_a_mean_cock on 2013-06-18 15:24:33

One thing I learnt from that is that American become stupid earlier than I previously thought.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-18 09:37:13

haha epic ! made my day

Posted by ^^ on 2013-06-17 22:24:28

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yes

Posted by Patrick on 2013-06-19 00:18:24

US citicen, aren't you?

Posted by yeah on 2013-06-18 16:45:32

what language was she speaking? i only understood the beeps

Posted by MakeMeBad78 on 2013-06-18 09:14:43

i would slap the weave off her head.

Posted by Patrick on 2013-06-18 05:20:35

I know...I think he took one of her fries. Fat americans

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-18 00:34:03

Stupid Americans, violent savages.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-17 19:10:05

In all fairness, we didn't see what he did outside that door.

Posted by GunzOfNavarone on 2013-06-17 18:57:29

Next time film horizontally, thank you.

Posted by Steven Spielberg on 2013-06-17 16:41:32

I think it is finally time to bring back the "board" of education.

Posted by devin on 2013-06-17 13:10:53

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Now, take that pussy to the vet to get a body cast.

Posted by Chop It Up on 2013-06-18 04:33:05

Nice guy. Now go repopulate the US and get rid of those greasy rednecks

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-18 00:31:58

Now roast that fucker up.

Posted by B Man on 2013-06-17 20:44:42

I'd have tried to save that cat too. Good job.

Posted by thisgermanguy on 2013-06-17 18:25:41

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stupid americans

Posted by mikeyboy on 2013-06-17 18:52:07

best part starts at 00:47

Posted by col.Snaters on 2013-06-17 14:25:31

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...USA!

I am always amazed, that this is done on purpose in order to be cool...

Posted by gr8 on 2013-06-18 17:09:32

that's natural selection

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-18 01:05:16

And the winner of the Darwin award goes toooo.....

Posted by ... on 2013-06-17 22:23:42

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Your not getting shit, if its a mexican here illegally! Uninsured motorist... lol

Posted by Ken Storm on 2013-06-18 03:07:48

In the US, all you have to do is open your door and stick your leg out, and you just made $1,000,000.

Posted by B Man on 2013-06-17 20:48:16

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Your idea of following a site like this for years suggests that you're probably not a very bright person, right? And no , you missed. Keep working on that IQ , you might achieve something one day.

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-18 23:18:44

Following this site for years (totallycrap.com, then TCMag), your idea of decency suggests you are a teenager from USA... am I right?

Posted by kenzie on 2013-06-18 17:12:50

Finally one decent comment in here.

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-18 00:57:33

93 Medium brown bag <3

Posted by Story of O on 2013-06-16 15:45:17

5 30 73 93 ?

Posted by nuiyg6cd5rxyhv on 2013-06-16 07:51:15

welcome to TCMag ;)

kids, virgins and retards, at max age of 10, at least mentally

didn't you know?

Posted by hahaha on 2013-06-15 18:52:10

Judging how your only argument is some way of insulting one's mother, my guess is you won't be able to legally drink beer where you live for at least 10 more years..., give or take 2.
Am I in the ball park there?

Posted by :) on 2013-06-15 18:27:12

Wtf is wrong with you people. When I go to McDonalds I don't fucking give a damn who's working there. I expect to get some fucking burger. Who cares about fully clothed blonde chicks? Last time I checked they didn't serve a blowjob with the meals...

Posted by JD on 2013-06-15 14:46:28

I love eating dead animals too. Problem?

Posted by JD on 2013-06-15 14:43:31

There's always one who gives the game away...

Goddammit, you Americans are way too clever for the rest of the world, I can't think why we don't just lie back and enjoy your superior sense of self-rightiousness.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-15 02:14:03

Nope, very few countries has pretty young blond girls working at McDonalds. I get surprised every time I come back from working abroad and seeing all the cute girls serving me cheap fast food instead of a fat black woman.

Posted by lys on 2013-06-15 01:54:25

worst dump in a while, sir

Posted by fap on 2013-06-15 01:24:04

It's sweden i can confirm. But why did it get posted here, dont you have blond girls at McDonalds?

Posted by zlate on 2013-06-15 01:13:50

Kate Upton looks FANTASTIC !!!!

Posted by Para on 2013-06-15 00:11:57

what's the big deal here ?

Posted by Para on 2013-06-15 00:11:34

And let us guess - you have NEVER been. My guess is you work at a McDons - when your not on top of your mother!

Posted by Fucket on 2013-06-14 23:08:42

Sweden, Stockholm (Kungsträdgården)

Posted by The Swede on 2013-06-14 20:03:27

big mac is spelt with english

Posted by mikeyboy on 2013-06-14 19:49:23

Thats sweden

Posted by xattE on 2013-06-14 19:36:30

Pretty sure that menu isn't in English,, try again there chief.

Posted by texaspoontappa on 2013-06-14 19:11:12

Blondes: I'd say Sweden...

Posted by DavidZH on 2013-06-14 18:58:35

McDonalds - it's a place that sells shit food made from the normally inedible bits of animals. Americans love it.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-14 18:38:10

#17: Where?

Posted by Bruno on 2013-06-14 18:18:42

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Since I am here for the fourth time I have to admit that i find it hilarious.

Posted by thisgermanguy on 2013-06-16 11:37:59

Although you got destroyed right there (rating judgement), This is still a really good response.

I pay my respects.

Posted by geez on 2013-06-15 14:26:22

Hilarious retort, mummy must be so proud.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-15 02:15:53

hahaha, last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard, I fell off my dinosaur...

Posted by geez on 2013-06-14 19:47:46

About 5' 10"

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-14 18:02:54

ARE YOU HIGH?

Posted by cpt. sugartits on 2013-06-14 12:34:32

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that chick looks nice

Posted by poesprop on 2013-06-15 17:48:45

Here he is!

Posted by retard spotter on 2013-06-15 08:23:18

Fantastic joke, I'm going to take some of that and use for my next insult on the people* who lack a sense of identity.

*God bless, people who lack a sense of self-identity. Thank you for Starbucks and McDonald's, they're great definition of humanity**

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-15 02:27:38

I'm instructing these Samoans getting them ready for your mother

Posted by fakefinder on 2013-06-14 21:29:00

The title of this video alone has a greater story telling value than the video itself... still worth shit. Good job again.

Posted by yarn eater on 2013-06-14 19:12:12

I thought you adimtted in another video, everything was fake accept for the dildo up my ass...

well what the fuck are you still doing here? Are you retarded?

Posted by wtf? on 2013-06-14 19:03:57

i think there was somebody out of shot on the right with a gun or something, hence the first guy lying still for a while while the second guy shot through the broken door.

Posted by ..... on 2013-06-14 16:22:11

Fake

Posted by fakefinder on 2013-06-14 15:23:39

Must be Nike.

Posted by Mull on 2013-06-14 14:48:12

Okay....what the hell just happened?

Posted by HomeDude on 2013-06-14 13:17:37

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Hahahahaha

Posted by thisgermanguy on 2013-06-18 08:52:58

Yep. Add three or four of those riding up and down my street with all my neighbors' lawn mowers, weed whackers, leaf blowers and sundry power tools and the only thing you'll be able to hear above all that noise is my gun firing at them.

Posted by QuidProQuo on 2013-06-18 01:38:06

r u a politician?

Posted by bs detector on 2013-06-16 11:29:36

I'm pretty sure, you're not supposed to power the propellers directly by pedaling.

If you meant riding on the ground - bikes have gears, remember? No need for inhuman strength.

At worst it could be a little clumsy, depending on propeller weight and center of gravity.

That doesn't even matter tho, because it might not even be equipped with pedals, or meant to be ridden short distance only.

It is unknown, what the weight of propellers, bike, or the manequin is, as well as what is the propeller power, so you assume this is a failure based on... well, I guess magic...

Also in simple words, once you can generate the amount of lift that would lift the bike off the ground, it doesn't matter 1 cm or 100m, you have lift capability so the only question is how fast could you ascend. That of course is a generalization, not taking into account things such as air density drop when going to high altitudes etc.

So just to sum up - not much is really known about this invention, to make any substantial judgement.

You look at an EARLY TEST of this invention, then you make up (by assumptions) it's features or purpose, and then you shoot down your own assumptions, stating this would never work.

In short - the very popular approach "I have no fucking idea about it, so let me give you my expertise what's wrong with it"

Hope that cleared things up.

Posted by ... on 2013-06-16 03:40:45

Explain it then.

They have two large propellors plus motors plus batteries lifting their own weight plus the bicycle plus the manequin. How much does the manequin weight ?

Posted by Whackaday on 2013-06-15 20:09:40

oh dear- maybe should keep that to yourself?

Posted by JellyJules on 2013-06-15 18:51:09

So who cares if I'm gay and I like to suck cock and eat ass? You are the retard!

Posted by retard spotter on 2013-06-15 18:28:49

ok ok, girls, calm down.
Both US and UK have mindelss drones.
And they fight each other.
And here we are at TCMag

Posted by :) drone retards on 2013-06-15 14:54:56

uk has drones too genius

Posted by shutupimsmarter on 2013-06-15 14:31:27

Clearly you failed to understand both the basic physics, and the video you just watched.

Posted by umm.. on 2013-06-15 14:31:13

Got you!

Posted by retard spotter on 2013-06-15 08:23:15

This is why America uses drones.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-15 02:18:01

No, but you will when my balls are crashing up against your red, sore ass!

Posted by Horace on 2013-06-14 22:26:09

Thanks for providing the material for me to practice on.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-14 22:10:29

so, crash tests are also fake, because there are no people in those cars, only crash test dummies?

If yes: have you ever participated in a crash test?

Posted by Goebbels on 2013-06-14 19:59:53

Also 'cause Brits are too fucking fat to be flying around on something like that.

Posted by "$umkun"_sucks_shitty_cocks on 2013-06-14 19:52:22

well, that is really a pretty old invention all over the world, and judging from many other posts of yours - you can really tell it is new for you. But do not worry - practice makes perfect ;)

Posted by :) on 2013-06-14 19:10:01

Put the average 70kg human on there and it won't lift a centimetre. Plus you'd have to be super-human to pedal the extra weight of motors and batteries anywhere.

Posted by Whackaday on 2013-06-14 17:54:33

Fake- you can tell thats not a real person

Posted by Horace on 2013-06-14 17:48:19

There's a new invention out now called "a sense of humour", it doesn't look like it's reached the arse end of America yet.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-14 13:30:19

Oh you mean the french invention first theorized by the chinese the italians. Yeah you have them in the UK along with a bunch of other shit you didnt invent. And this is a personal flying transport that could be made cheaply and could be learned how to operate much quicker than a helicopter.

Posted by ENGLISHPEOPLEMAKETHEWORLDBAD on 2013-06-14 12:48:18

We have a similar idea in the UK, we call them helicopters.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-14 12:06:20

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Found him!

Posted by retard spotter on 2013-06-15 08:22:53

Why don't you fake off and die?

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-13 22:04:31

No there is one thing thats NOT fake- That 12 inch dildo stuck up your ass!

Posted by fakefinder on 2013-06-13 21:56:20

let's just assume everything is fake, so you can shut the fuck up

Posted by ? on 2013-06-13 21:26:40

Fake

Posted by FakeFinder on 2013-06-13 17:05:15

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Holly Peers used (a year ago!) to be one of the most beautiful women on the planet. And that body! Now she has succumbed to the curses of all lower class British women; cigarettes, junk food, tattoos and shitty men. Yes they've airbrushed her tattoos out. She is still stunning, but she used to be perfection.

Posted by Xenu on 2013-06-17 00:40:07

@3cc2b94ffdaa4aa8f02d1db1edbfc9d0 all model pictures are photoshopped man

Posted by ModelAgent on 2013-06-16 15:20:57

LOL

Posted by haha on 2013-06-15 15:01:17

I love me a woman with a little junk. She has the perfect mix. Not too much and still slim

Posted by Brooklyn701 on 2013-06-14 08:46:53

attractive.. but photoshopped. freckle disappeared between shot 6 and 8.

Posted by mr.cheese on 2013-06-14 05:33:32

ugly fat bird

Posted by keyser on 2013-06-14 00:14:21

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ah the values you get out of your home...

Posted by good good on 2013-06-14 22:24:55

Keep your testicular observations of other men to yourself please.

Posted by hmm on 2013-06-14 11:45:41

So that's what a guy with testicles the size of raisins sounds like.

Posted by B Man on 2013-06-13 23:02:19

Got to be a roider with a voice like that, give it a few more months and he'll be slapping that bitch about.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-13 22:17:49

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ooops, almost missed you, my retarded friend, here you are!

Posted by retard spotter on 2013-06-15 14:33:22

... you do know using Adolf Hitler as a tag is not what anarchistic comedy means right?

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-15 02:33:31

... you do know using CAPITAL LETTERS is not what CAPITALISM means right?

Posted by lol on 2013-06-14 20:03:41

Judging by the size of him, he would be more upset if someone raided his fridge.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-13 22:05:52

fake

Posted by fakefinder on 2013-06-13 17:09:17

I like this guy

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-13 16:20:53

Ahh the beauty of CAPITALISM

Posted by Adolf Hitler on 2013-06-13 16:02:49

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Best comment 2013 right there.
I wish I was smart enough to name the website I'm viewing...

Posted by teach me master on 2013-06-15 14:45:04

totally crap

Posted by Nah on 2013-06-14 21:55:19

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Yup, that's one!

Posted by retard spotter on 2013-06-15 08:23:07

he was fired not suspended

Posted by psg on 2013-06-14 03:41:13

Crowd yelling SOB SOB in spanish "hijo de puta"!!!

Posted by Mickeymai on 2013-06-13 20:44:47

True. An elaborate conspiracy including fabricating a world-wide released video, in order to have a valid reason to suspend Argentinian 4th league football player.

So now you know.

Run for the public media before they get you!

Posted by true on 2013-06-13 20:32:22

Argentinian dog invasion, just the the Falklands in 1982.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-13 19:57:43

You can tell its fake, the video jumps from when he picks the dog back to the dog running away. Bad editing. Fake as usual.

Posted by Joejoebottyboy on 2013-06-13 19:51:08

Fake again

Posted by FakeFinder on 2013-06-13 17:07:20

He should be suspended from a bridge and shot at.

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-13 16:25:21

I saw this the other day apparently he was suspended by his club as well.

Posted by Adolf Hitler on 2013-06-13 15:56:25

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Well , at least we can agree on that one! :)

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-16 23:33:06

body is fine, but i'd put a paper bag over that face of hers.

she looks like a kid trying on adult shoes, too big size for her, she doesn't seem to know how to wear heels.

Posted by baskerville's hound on 2013-06-16 03:52:17

Jom, be careful what you wish for... if all the fat and dumb 'american' people are gone, you might just be the fattest and dumbest guy on the planet ;)

Posted by :) on 2013-06-15 18:59:57

hahahaha you dumb fuck :"D you can't spell a 3 letter word :D

Posted by hahahahaha on 2013-06-15 17:58:30

that is 8.5points more than the amount of fucks given about your liking in women. Bravo!

Posted by Bravo! on 2013-06-15 17:56:08

omg im in LOVE with her!!!

Posted by poesprop on 2013-06-15 17:49:36

wow. in general - sexually secure heterosexual men don't go that deep to secure their heterosexual image in front of others...
Also TCMag is the last place for anyone to actually give a fuck...

Awww Jom ;)
Was that a way for you to leave the closet? Sorry if I spoiled it....
It's cool tho. Gay is ok. I have a single gay male friend, comment if you're into it.

Cheers.

Posted by kjasdnd on 2013-06-15 14:42:32

You are wrong sir, I'm an skinny euro. But I agree with you with the last part of your sentence.

Posted by fap on 2013-06-15 01:22:22

Like a thumb with tits.

Posted by Virgil Brigman on 2013-06-14 19:38:57

skinny chicks make your pussy so wet that you can't actually admire the beauty of Kate. Poor you.

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-14 02:09:18

you must be a fat american. Please cholesterol , wipe these fucking whales out of the face of the earth.

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-14 02:01:45

Shut the fuck up you cock-loving condom-shitting pussies. I would marry the shit out of that girl...she's fucking beautiful.

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-14 02:00:31

Just because a guy doesn't like fat chicks like you, doesn't mean he's gay. Her big tits make you so horny that you can't see how fat she actually is. Poor you.

Posted by MrMilli on 2013-06-14 01:15:51

this is clearly a mcdonald's adv...

Posted by fap on 2013-06-14 00:02:34

^^^someone loves fat bitches. Chuuuubbby chasserrrrrr. Fat as fuck

Posted by Buxtin on 2013-06-13 23:09:53

NO... in europe this kind of girls is difinitely Classifieds as FAT

Posted by Qiuyi on 2013-06-13 22:38:45

nah...

Posted by Qiuyi on 2013-06-13 22:37:36

You haven't seen too many Americans have you?

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-13 22:26:32

faggot

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-13 16:58:23

i love u kate

Posted by fck on 2013-06-13 16:47:29

Not the most anatomically correct body but she's pretty as hell and since my eyes see better than my hands can feel I'd give her a 8.5/10

Posted by Adolf Hitler on 2013-06-13 16:29:09

I don't care if she's not the thinnest one out there. She's fucking beautiful. Go bang Coco if you're more into that.

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-13 16:23:20

prefer to justin bieber, right?

Posted by one on 2013-06-13 16:07:17

geeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy

Posted by one on 2013-06-13 16:05:55

geeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy

Posted by one on 2013-06-13 16:05:11

she really is getting fat, her hips got the same amplitude as her waist

Posted by she is like bebe on 2013-06-13 15:58:40

^^ gay as fuck !

Posted by qiuyi's a gayer on 2013-06-13 15:49:38

FAT

Posted by Qiuyi on 2013-06-13 14:48:03

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Dude, speak for yourself about what you watch?

You are angry that the incest porn you watch turns out bad, and you tell others they shouldn't breed?
Was your mom working at plutonium processing plant when she was pregnant with you? What the fuck is broken in your brain?!

Posted by wut?! on 2013-06-14 19:40:42

Just do not breed - save us all the trouble of seeing your son and daughter in bad porn with their father! (you suck at life!!)

Posted by Fucket on 2013-06-14 07:16:44

less and less actual porn or erotica... more and more movies about children...

also, first you lie to your kid there are no more cookies, than you cave and give it another cookie, no wonder you're having a fucking hard time, you suck at parenting.

Posted by yay! on 2013-06-13 16:21:35

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stupied americunt

Posted by Ritzzar on 2013-06-15 10:49:21

russian monkeys

Posted by dane on 2013-06-14 14:46:40

Degawhere? Nuke it!

Posted by EUROCVNT on 2013-06-14 10:47:58

What the fuck was he driving, some sort of high speed ice cream van?

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-13 22:08:54

In true "stan" style, the rest of the extended family turn up to get stuck in.

Posted by Whackaday on 2013-06-13 19:34:32

stupid americans

Posted by mikeyboy on 2013-06-13 19:30:20

Its gotta be fake because no one pulled out a gun...

Posted by xdir on 2013-06-13 13:25:30

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At least is legal in a texas

Posted by Nah on 2013-06-13 10:42:34

improving crap, maybe

Posted by Nah on 2013-06-13 10:35:24

Fast observer, as always.
When was TCMag ever improving anything?

Posted by loki on 2013-06-12 19:59:59

Looks likes TCMag are lowering their sights, the adverts for luxury sports cars obviously didn't bring a kick-back from the manufacturer.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-12 17:42:10

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I am sorry to dissapoint you, but no males here are hitting on you so far ;) but hell, you still think you're funny so I guess you have an imaginary world of your own ;) keep it up;) just keep posting updates from that place ;) turns out to be entertaining

Posted by :) on 2013-06-14 19:34:28

Ahh how sweet. Someone got a crush on me.

Posted by Adolf Hitler on 2013-06-14 08:38:35

At least you were surprised for a moment with a single light of hope.
A treat you never give others - you always deliver retarded comments dead on. You're more predictable then the lot
:)

Posted by :) on 2013-06-13 16:30:29

I knew that would pull the scum out the gutters again. You lot are so predictable.

Posted by Adolf Hitler on 2013-06-13 14:09:25

Exactly, I'd trade them back in exchange for you any time.

Posted by ugh on 2013-06-13 12:46:33

now that the these fat yanks are not so free anymore they prefer to shut up.Obama is watching them

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-13 11:09:21

7 Comments and not a single "the cops are racist" "Police brutality" or "the chick deserved to get her ass kicked" comment. What happened? Did the loud mouths grow up or did they leave?

Posted by Adolf Hitler on 2013-06-13 09:49:07

I was actually surprised to see all the pussies just ignore him and let him attack women like that.

Posted by Bacon on 2013-06-13 01:41:13

I was hoping to see that crazy monkey get shot.

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-12 23:29:39

Sumkun , you are making some fans here . lol the fat yank down here is butthurt

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-12 23:29:12

Just wait till your mother gets home tonight - would be much the same as that

Posted by Fucket on 2013-06-12 22:46:42

tired of that gay voice

Posted by Nah on 2013-06-12 21:39:07

Two out of three times, it works.

Posted by flugelbinder on 2013-06-12 18:47:17

Rubbish, I was hoping to see how hilarious it is when the tazer is used on a druggie.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-12 17:38:39

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1 finger too many to be him.

Posted by nope on 2013-06-15 18:12:32

#70: Hannibal Lecter?

Posted by Bruno on 2013-06-14 18:11:46

@ 36 -- Like the mustaches wouldn't have tipped us off that they're all gay.

Posted by QuidProQuo on 2013-06-13 00:38:44

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Damn, let me guess your daily activities. Wipe cum of your dick every 5 seconds put the sock back on and repeat. Is it that or just shitting condoms?

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-18 22:57:15

I feel like you have some hard time differentiating between people responding to your comments...

Of course I accepted you to be a gay ape fucker, it actually confirmed what I assumed based on your other comments.

Where as I have no sexual identity problems and I know I do not fancy both apes and males, well you're out in the open in this subject already, trolled into admitting it by ":)"

It's like every comment you make, you're making a bigger fool out of yourself...
Got my popcorn, please continue...

Posted by kenzie on 2013-06-18 17:06:30

lol you just accepted it. Dumb ass

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-18 00:30:15

Turkey is already a democracy, for those saying that these people are fighting for that. It's not a communism or dictatorship. Please do your homework.

Posted by rach on 2013-06-17 01:39:43

or did you only mean you're gay?

Posted by kenzie on 2013-06-17 00:40:03

Lol, you just admitted to be an ape fucker :D
you are such a tool :D

Posted by kenzie on 2013-06-17 00:39:11

I wasn't telling you that. You already knew, I'm behind you.

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-16 23:35:45

this guy is dead and cops has been attacked to his funeral an hour ago

Posted by asdasd on 2013-06-16 15:04:29

defence*

Posted by public on 2013-06-16 11:55:57

This is all a little more complex than some people are making out. These people are protesting for their freedom and liberty and although they they should not have been using violence, they probably feel that this is the only route left to make the government listen. This in itself is an issue. The police should have planned for this, given these protesters the space they need to carry out their protest. This would have resulted in less violence and one mans life saved. The police and that loan ranger who shot a man in the head should not have been in that position in the first place. He has panicked and shot a man but this is not purely all his fault (minus the obvious fact that he pulled the trigger). He should not have been issued with a gun to manage a pretest, should have been working in a more manageable line of offence with this colleagues to protect civilians and allow them their freedom to protest.

Posted by public on 2013-06-16 11:40:25

this isn't tweeter, no need to let us know what you are doing at the moment...

Posted by :) on 2013-06-15 19:15:43

I don't understand, there are so many comments about how unfair and undemocratic this is, how come this is still going on???

Why won't the turkish government count how many people criticised this on facebook, tweeter and most of all TCMag and stop this??

Does the voice of the people mean nothing anymore?????

Posted by ghyhyhyhy :D on 2013-06-15 18:46:07

ah, there he is!
sneeky little retard:)

Posted by retard spotter on 2013-06-15 18:43:40

Be careful with your words sir.
Are you trying to say there are dumb people on the internet?!?!?!
I will not tolerate these accusations. Internet is a decent place for intellectually bright persons. I will have your tongue for that blasphemy!!!
En garde!

Just kidding, lol. Thanks for your great comment. I wish mine brought just as much to the discussion as yours did :D

Posted by gr8 on 2013-06-15 18:19:10

you should bring that speech to the UN.
How come no one else sees this shit?!

Posted by heh on 2013-06-15 18:14:49

Not to mention the outrageous accusation, that TCMag has poor taste!
OUTRAGE! OUTRAGE!

Posted by go! on 2013-06-14 19:19:05

Wow, you just went full retard. NEVER go full retard.

Posted by Cow on 2013-06-14 19:18:27

Congratulations, you have publicly discovered the world is unfair.
Call your local newspaper, people need to know this!

Posted by go! on 2013-06-14 19:18:08

More proof that Islam cannot handle Democracy

Posted by John Padgett on 2013-06-14 16:54:34

the cops were the same with football fans and even the players they take no shit and hit back harder than anywhere ive seen thats unreal

Posted by big s on 2013-06-14 08:45:26

a man is dead because he is protesting for democracy and freedom . the policeman did not need to be up close with the demonstrators.. if anything he was putting the boot in this is nothing but savagery.. and some of the comments on here are in very poor taste

Posted by Helena Beck on 2013-06-14 04:31:06

sorry but they were ment to have baton rounds and tear gas, why did he even pull his gun out.
if you watch the copper just randomly shoots in any direction EXCEPT UP.
that cop is going to jail because that footage actually had his badge number.
it clearly shows the person who was shot was walking away and did not have anything in his hands.
arrogant coward police officer shoots unarmed man for no reason.

Posted by billy middleton on 2013-06-14 03:34:33

So...you're a faggot like this guy! Well done my friend, accepting it is the best way to go.

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-14 01:58:11

If I had a gun on me.... and 50+ people trying to hit me with sticks and throwing rocks at me... you can bet your ass I'd start firing too

Posted by Rich on 2013-06-14 01:51:51

Some of the
comments on here come from the minds of, I won't insult any animals,
suffice to describe them as Turd Brains! (i.e. Shit for Brains).

Posted by David A Palmer on 2013-06-14 01:21:45

He has clearly seen what he has done and runs away.

Posted by David A Palmer on 2013-06-14 01:21:22

You are a fucking asshole

Posted by Schnau Ze on 2013-06-13 21:24:07

tried talking to them about it?

Posted by :) on 2013-06-13 16:32:35

i blame the drugs

Posted by TCmag on 2013-06-13 10:03:35

He's protester dead in today...

Posted by srkn on 2013-06-12 20:09:38

Maybe if Turks weren't fucking useless.....

Posted by Ihateyouall on 2013-06-12 19:45:02

All Cops Are Bastards, as well as the man below

Posted by Guess what? on 2013-06-12 17:41:20

Boo fucking hoo, I have a gun and you're pelting me with rocks the size of your fist? Guess what? I'm gonna shoot your fucking ass. Seems legit to me.

Posted by The man on 2013-06-12 16:22:48

"This video was just realised" .... REALLY!?
It's not even spelled wrong, it's the wrong god damn word...

Posted by mefirst on 2013-06-12 15:20:29

Fake

Posted by Fakefinder on 2013-06-12 14:03:53

Fucking ape

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-12 13:09:40

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That's why you stay away?

Posted by "$umkun"_sucks_shitty_cocks on 2013-06-14 19:34:06

Fag in black started it, and the other one has pepper spray. Ass kicking deserved.

Posted by Snemen on 2013-06-13 23:50:01

this shite is ok. halla whatever u like

Posted by laleluleilo on 2013-06-13 17:52:16

You should make the comment counter right under each post into some kind of automatic script, when you keep counting them manually you fuck up all the time...

Posted by tcmag is great on 2013-06-13 10:11:05

Sober wins with drunk.
Great material for 7 minute video.

Posted by win on 2013-06-12 20:11:27

Not a bum-fuck was given.

Posted by Whackaday on 2013-06-12 19:43:04

stupid americans

Posted by mikeyboy on 2013-06-12 19:13:22

In Russia they don't like the poofs.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-12 17:22:46

Always weird to watch a gay pound a pussy.

Posted by MCDL on 2013-06-12 13:57:14

Those Russki chavs can hold their heads up high, knowing it needs several of them to beat one bloke.

Posted by Mark Colit on 2013-06-12 13:24:20

Respect for those two gays. The other group of pussies should be the one shitting condoms in jail.

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-12 13:16:59

5 hooligan for 1 gay.... hooligan are little pussy pathetic

Posted by clark kent on 2013-06-12 12:31:17

Those two "poofters" can hold their heads up high even though they got a beating in the end.

Posted by Adolf Hitler on 2013-06-12 12:27:24

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please maintain the title/caption style presented in this post.
Let's you be yourself and just write what's on your mind, and you don't fuck it up by trying to be funny or whatever = everybody is happy.

Posted by 8w on 2013-06-12 21:55:03

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is it a trailer of Alejandro Jodorowsky´s new movie?

Posted by mengambrea on 2013-06-13 22:16:24

World has sunk. Hit the rock bottom and now digging into new and new layers of shit.

Posted by Sirius on 2013-06-13 12:49:06

I couldn't help but laugh when wheelchair guy scooted out into the street!

Posted by Chuck on 2013-06-12 23:23:59

I like those rare occasions, when you actually say something funny, and not retarded for a change.

Posted by 1up on 2013-06-12 20:19:12

If they turned their phones horizontally it would spoil the outside world view of the Apple logo, it's against the law* to do that.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-12 17:08:42

Wheelchair guy was not as 'armless as appearances might suggest, unless he was just arsing around.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-12 17:07:28

Those retard americans/canadians should be sterilized. Their countries are full of midgets.

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-12 13:19:04

Is the this midget app a northern American thing? Maybe they should learn how to crop a video from the Russians.

Posted by Adolf Hitler on 2013-06-12 12:28:48

Little cripple is like some character from a horror. Vicious beast who will bites your neck off and stab you with dagger arms. I would shit my pants if he will attack me

Posted by Para on 2013-06-12 11:43:25

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No, it's your mother after work

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-12 23:30:03

Is that you chasing them??

Posted by Fucket on 2013-06-12 22:54:01

What is the big deal? Just two americunts running away from a gril. It's normal , chill..

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-12 13:25:28

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we were all extremely interested, thanks for sharing.
So... puberty kicking in already?

Posted by :) on 2013-06-12 21:59:32

She is exactly my thing. Sexy legs, nice large knockers and eyes that want to make you cum hard in her, even in missionary.... Just the perfect woman in my eyes...

Posted by Brooklyn701 on 2013-06-12 09:44:09

If she was ready for action she'd have her knickers off, and have to do it doggie so you could keep a hand over that nasty shoulder tat.

Posted by Filthy on 2013-06-12 09:37:19

Why get a boob job then never get them out?? Boring

Posted by Bored on 2013-06-12 03:43:16

Damn hot

Posted by KAG25 on 2013-06-11 20:24:34

Doesn't matter, jerked off ;)

Posted by :) on 2013-06-11 18:50:33

Fake! Its a man.

Posted by brian on 2013-06-11 17:42:23

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"Keep gathering pace"
This show has turned into a soap opera. The first season was brilliant. The second and third absolutely fuck all happened. I one episode the Starke's died.

Posted by Adolf Hitler on 2013-06-12 08:53:45

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You mean we should gently make him realize how shitty this site is?

Posted by wow on 2013-06-11 21:48:55

hahaha, let's break him in gently

Posted by TCmag on 2013-06-11 20:31:36

fuck cameraman... again.

Posted by fck on 2013-06-11 20:24:45

STAY LEFT........STAY RIGHT STAY RIGHT STAY RIGHT, silly americans

Posted by mikeyboy on 2013-06-11 18:59:51

you must be new here...

Posted by mhm on 2013-06-11 18:30:09

worst TC video ever...

Posted by Darkmyth CH on 2013-06-11 17:36:59

The new definition of 'big mess'

Posted by :/ on 2013-06-11 16:55:06

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Ah, TCMag...
This explains a lot. You confuse luck and idiocy. How I envy you.
You must think you're the luckiest man in the world ;)

Posted by clear now on 2013-06-13 16:35:38

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Halibut is £15/kg I'd have wrestled that fuckin sea panda for it.

Posted by Hanz on 2013-06-12 21:58:11

And you've identified the location by tasting the water from the video or...?

Posted by hmm on 2013-06-12 20:24:56

Fake- Unless he was fishing at Seaworld. You don't get killer whales in that part of the world!

Posted by OceanAnnie on 2013-06-12 13:58:30

yeah, so fake- idiots.

Posted by knowall on 2013-06-12 00:30:08

what about the ring?

Posted by ?????? on 2013-06-11 18:31:23

jerk

Posted by fck on 2013-06-11 18:30:57

lol, i hope you're being sarcastic.

Posted by jesus on 2013-06-11 17:45:30

Fake- Fake blow up killer whale on a string- losers.

Posted by Bumbaclat on 2013-06-11 14:34:00

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Cider in the subway must come close?

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-12 09:55:25

Been there, done that. Nothing better then vodka in the park

Posted by Para on 2013-06-11 22:55:37

Yes, Lithuania is the cause for this behavior.

Posted by morons... morons everywhere... on 2013-06-11 18:46:28

because... Lithuania.

Posted by mane on 2013-06-11 13:04:04

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Ha!

Posted by "$umkun"_sucks_shitty_cocks on 2013-06-14 19:25:23

There We Are Then

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-11 21:10:48

You should try the metric system sometime. It may be easier for you to judge height and distance.

Posted by Adolf Hitler on 2013-06-11 13:21:25

The 6 inch high letters "UK" gave you a bit of a clue there didn't they?

Posted by $sumkun on 2013-06-11 11:58:56

Surely it has to be in the UK

Posted by Adolf Hitler on 2013-06-11 09:49:32

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#8: "Splendid evening with #bestfriends"

Old lies, new times ;)

Posted by thisgermanguy on 2013-06-11 07:52:52

#35: "Honey, would you please shave your beaver at least once?".

Posted by Bruno on 2013-06-11 07:02:37

I guess it's not the first time that something goes wrong for number 15

Posted by Story of O on 2013-06-11 00:40:14

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FUCKING PEDOHOMOS LIKE THIS SHIT!!

Posted by SAVANNAH MORGAN on 2013-06-16 01:57:23

Laughing about a disfigured child's bathroom routine, and banning any explicit nudity...

Oh TCMag you have grown so much over the years. Apparently you've become a creepy faggot, in addition to the asshole you always were...

Self improvement all the way! ;)

Posted by yay! on 2013-06-13 10:20:29

what the fuck did I just watch!? fuck you TCM

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-12 13:31:21

Yeah right....

Posted by SEMEN on 2013-06-11 08:45:42

videos getting better and better

Posted by oh... on 2013-06-10 16:14:37

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Yeah, that would probably be the same disappointment as if you knew you're not funny...

Posted by bl;o on 2013-06-11 17:05:32

Imagine how disappointed this poor dude would be if he had to find out Micheal Jackson was dead.

Posted by Adolf Hitler on 2013-06-11 08:48:59

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Say what you will - that's some talent at work right there!!

Posted by Fucket on 2013-06-10 23:13:45

Dougie owned that shit.

Posted by Real talk on 2013-06-10 17:13:36

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Is no one else asking what two white kids are doing living in this ghetto?

Posted by Bob Saget on 2013-06-13 19:49:01

If she barges in on you while you're silently on the toilet, screaming "what the fuck is wrong with you!?" just put a ring on it. She's a keeper.

Posted by good on 2013-06-12 20:53:03

Good job on that link too, looks like 'the internet' is down ;)

I'm not sure if so much fail can be done on accident... probably another trollpost. Noone is that stupid, right?

Posted by haha on 2013-06-11 16:29:34

Soooo... you post a shitty video, and then you put a spoiler in a caption, which is also a hateful comment on how shitty the video is?

Well I believe congratulations are in order, that is the dumbest thing to happen here in years, literally...

Posted by Good Jobe on 2013-06-10 16:28:50

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"I will visit this pub again for sure!"

Posted by lol on 2013-06-11 18:37:38

They were so spooked by this that they ran straight to their cars and sped off!

Posted by Chuck on 2013-06-10 22:49:46

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For being such an ass it would seem you follow this site pretty closely. Perhaps its you that needs to save the weekend for yourself and to stay away from the internet? Just sayin...

Posted by D on 2013-06-15 19:57:37

I would kill the stupid kid.... or the useless fail parents of the kid.

Posted by Ich auch hier on 2013-06-13 22:49:57

Yeah, keep your thanks, take the fucking clue already instead ;)

Posted by just sayin:) on 2013-06-11 18:41:17

Hahaha, thats to funny. Btw shes hot.

Posted by thisgermanguy on 2013-06-10 16:31:49

thanks for the concern.

Posted by TCmag on 2013-06-10 09:02:49

Usually you don't post on weekends...

But this weekend you posted this, and the kitt's kingdom flash game.

A tip for the future:
Whatever feeling you got this weekend that forced you to post this extra content - next time just don't.

Just save the weekend for yourself and stay away from the internet.
There is a hidden clue for you there.

Posted by just sayin on 2013-06-09 23:08:47

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Hey Guys, with which software can I do the stuff on pic #60 ????

Posted by Dennis on 2013-06-12 16:51:32

#36 names?

Posted by Yahoo on 2013-06-10 01:47:55

#15: Booby Fett
#53 Guy's bein' a dick.

Posted by BFWB on 2013-06-08 20:55:57

71. Awesome Diablo 3 outfit.

Posted by Para on 2013-06-07 23:50:57

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and now he has herpes

Posted by iwishyouwereaborted on 2013-06-10 13:39:30

Men go to see Rihanna, women go to hear her.

Posted by Int3nsive on 2013-06-09 15:53:41

everyone would struggle to find a heterosexual man in holland.

Posted by jiddle on 2013-06-09 11:24:22

nice body, ugly face. great show to bring your kids btw

Posted by yabba on 2013-06-09 11:23:24

lol you are so stoopid.if this is not real, how come you can actually buy rihanna cds in stores?

Posted by haha moron on 2013-06-09 10:22:55

hahahah all of you assholes you really believe this crap??? it was prepaered, part of the show...

Posted by annihilator5272 on 2013-06-09 07:23:15

:) the bitch should stay put

Posted by onlyreason on 2013-06-09 03:16:07

These comments always make me laugh ;)

Posted by :)lol on 2013-06-08 23:49:07

Nope....no Americans go see that bitch. She comes to see us.
btw.......what's that T stand for Mr. T? Teeny fucking weenie?

Posted by BillyGrahamCracker on 2013-06-08 16:53:39

She'll struggle finding a heterosexual man from Holland.

Posted by Whackaday on 2013-06-07 17:44:52

God, she's ugly.

Posted by Blablabla on 2013-06-07 17:10:38

No straight men go and see Rihanna. Ok maybe Americans.

Posted by MR_T on 2013-06-07 14:58:07

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It's remarkable that they're all in high spirits, given that impending death is on the way.

Posted by GunzOfNavarone on 2013-06-09 17:00:31

thats being innovative

Posted by poesprop on 2013-06-09 14:43:59

Every Chrysler should come equipped with a ball of string.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-08 02:26:59

Rain-X - problem solved!!

Posted by Fucket on 2013-06-07 23:12:09

summer day

Posted by fck on 2013-06-07 16:33:01

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Agreed, it was meant to read "It's amazing how his dance looks like his average fight scene". As for the asshole bit, well to call someone one, you have to pretty much be one yourself. Maybe something you should tell your anger therapist at this week's session?

Posted by GunzOfNavarone on 2013-06-09 16:49:57

wow he has gotten quite large!

Posted by poesprop on 2013-06-09 14:52:32

Hair dye today, gone tomorrow.

Just who was he again?

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-09 02:29:15

FAIL

Posted by 321 on 2013-06-09 02:26:01

Obviously a lot of shit can be said about steven seagal and his movie career, but if you're gonna do it, at least try not to sound like a retarded asshole...

Posted by 123 on 2013-06-08 23:56:34

Meanwhile, outside of Americaland not a single fuck was given.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-08 02:49:45

No doubt you can see some advancement in his acting skills and weight loss!

Posted by Fucket on 2013-06-07 23:14:27

Another fucking moron from abroad supporting the local dictatorship.

Posted by Blablabla on 2013-06-07 20:16:58

It's amazing how his dance looks like just his typical fight scene.

Posted by GunzOfNavarone on 2013-06-07 19:07:09

Man, this makes me sad... just watched 'under siege' again some days ago.

Posted by Terry on 2013-06-07 16:49:00

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Even with superhuman powers he can't stand against dutch fighters.

Posted by Suzzy on 2013-06-10 12:26:02

so apparently, commercials are now also posts on TCMag...

Posted by yay on 2013-06-09 20:25:31

Posted by Para on 2013-06-09 12:57:07

Adidas* scum. Nothing good will come of this, in a couple of years he'll be back to doing botched driveway repairs.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-08 02:31:22

boo

Posted by boo! on 2013-06-08 00:32:17

because the site has gone to shit!

Posted by Fucket on 2013-06-07 23:16:00

...Seriously? Why do you post adds?

Posted by Adolf Hitler on 2013-06-07 13:21:28

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croatia 1 - emerica 0

Posted by europe on 2013-06-09 16:29:29

TCMag office party.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-08 02:37:36

Pedercine !!!

Posted by stuffandstuff on 2013-06-08 00:28:00

1:24 omg :puke:

Posted by fck on 2013-06-07 16:25:45

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They're also followed up with clone comments.

Posted by GunzOfNavarone on 2013-06-09 16:55:01

Americans ARE Ukrainians!

Posted by knowall on 2013-06-08 20:17:35

This is quite sad. These Got Talent shows are the same the world over. Clone judges, clone presenters, clone audience and clone contestants. Just a different language.

Posted by Whackaday on 2013-06-07 19:32:33

They are americans not Ukrainians

Posted by herofday on 2013-06-07 11:52:34

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the thing is dead

Posted by pouele on 2013-06-08 04:52:45

Use hotter water and he'll be easier to skin and you'll have the makings of a tasty pie.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-08 02:42:42

It's a similar thing with cats. If you squeeze their neck really tightly for a few minutes then they go limp and lifeless.

Posted by Whackaday on 2013-06-07 17:50:32

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Would it make you any entertaining?

Posted by duh on 2013-06-12 20:47:13

only way this asshat could entertain me would be to swallow a bullet fired from a gun

Posted by Fucket on 2013-06-06 23:51:48

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That's all well and good and I think that trying to get an interview/comment from a parent whose child has been shot is insensitive but she could have just gone into her house and locked the door.

Posted by Whackaday on 2013-06-07 17:57:41

See now that's a professional camera crew, colleague is getting chased by nasty biting dogs and he doesn't flinch, no assistance no help, just gets the story!!

Posted by Morgies on 2013-06-07 07:23:00

typical black hoe always with the attitude

Posted by jb on 2013-06-07 04:02:51

I live in news area where this happened. The woman wore a T-Shirt to court saying "My Attitude is Your Problem". Violence solves nothing and shows what kind of parent she is to her children.

Posted by thesepeoplestink on 2013-06-06 18:47:18

no matter who you are, if your kid gets shot and you are trying to come to terms with everything that's going on, ghetto or not, the media needs to respect this and back the fuck off. After she asked them MULTIPLE times to leave, people tend to resort back to a primal instinct and lash out. Violence always seems to do the trick, and especially with the hard headed, slightly persistent media persons, sometimes getting in their faces is the only way to get them to leave. Public street or not, they had no right to question the woman who did not want to be questioned. she probably just wanted to be left alone, but because this country feeds off of this, her dogs will be put down and she will be arrested for assault because the nosy reporter wouldn't leave her alone, and that news outlet will label her as a vicious person. Fuck the news.

Posted by iwishyouwereaborted on 2013-06-06 15:28:13

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lol, you are right, mein fuhrer

Posted by fapper on 2013-06-08 12:05:03

I need some bleach to wash my eyes with.

Posted by Thoranius on 2013-06-08 05:26:52

are we supposed to believe that is some form of female?

Posted by Fucket on 2013-06-06 23:53:53

I miss the beheading videos

Posted by Bo on 2013-06-06 21:29:22

After being put through the hell of watching this I think I've earned another year's worth of "I can say anything i want here"

Posted by Adolf Hitler on 2013-06-06 15:33:58

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Did I just witness a murder?

Posted by hellobaby on 2013-06-07 05:58:31

If done far more vigorously they close their eyes too!

Posted by Fucket on 2013-06-06 23:55:22

I'm the author. Thanks for the change :)

Posted by Eloa on 2013-06-06 19:29:48

louise woodward took a patent out on that move years ago

Posted by mikeyboy on 2013-06-06 18:36:50

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Beautiful water. Beautiful weather. Beautiful location. Beautiful boat. No mates.

Posted by Whackaday on 2013-06-07 18:01:18

I bet if he were gay like you, he would have a line down the street of guys wanting to suck his cock....unlike you that would be on the phone calling his insurance company to say you know a guy they cover that is high risk for getting an STD.........my wife sure as hell just got wet and told me to go buy a boat, and she said i could pick up the hot news anchor lady to fuck in the ass while she is eatin out my wife.

Posted by i love hot news anchor pussy on 2013-06-07 01:57:33

I was pretty fuckin impressed.....you fucks with your " stupidity and insurance" bullshit comments....WHY DONT YOU FUCK WAKE UP AND LIVE A LITTLE.....Life is NOT a dress rehearsal!!!!

Posted by i love hot news anchor pussy on 2013-06-07 01:52:51

Peoples stupidity is amazing, wasn't there a british family who were thrown off their speed boat then got hit by their own boat recently?

Posted by xdir on 2013-06-06 20:29:06

No doubt his insurance company will appreciate having this video on file. Just another reckless douche who has no friends!!

Posted by Fucket on 2013-06-06 13:13:16

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At least they were smart enough to wear helmets

Posted by Lincoln Paradox on 2013-06-07 04:22:25

Paraná...the brazilian Russia

Posted by Porco on 2013-06-06 20:40:08

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Got a bit of a prostate problem there, bud?

Posted by "$umkun"_sucks_shitty_cocks on 2013-06-06 17:26:25

its the New Zealand Warriors, not Brisbane Warriors!

Posted by asdf on 2013-06-06 14:14:14

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#14 the dudes feet are jacked up!!!

Posted by poesprop on 2013-06-09 15:10:20

dafuq is #14?! I bet that hurts a little

Posted by Peter Balzer on 2013-06-06 12:13:37

pic 45 3rd appearence....

Posted by irko on 2013-06-06 01:42:07

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made my balls twirl around a couple times watching that.

Posted by i love hot news anchor pussy on 2013-06-07 01:47:51

Meh

Posted by Bo on 2013-06-06 21:31:11

'Brits' should be capitalized. If you're going to use the English language to insult Brits, please use it correctly. Ta.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-06 12:03:11

stupid all

Posted by COSTRABILL on 2013-06-06 00:53:20

stupid americunts

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-06 00:11:11

stupid brits.

Posted by iwishyouwereaborted on 2013-06-05 22:21:59

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thats a man baby yeah!!!

Posted by poesprop on 2013-06-09 15:54:50

or a really tiny 1...

Posted by onlyreason on 2013-06-08 06:38:44

not all Thai women are shemales. don't believe what Hollywood portrays.

Posted by nate on 2013-06-06 05:13:36

I'd be careful with those Thailand ones... she (he) could have a big ole dong tucked between those legs...

Posted by Jesse on 2013-06-05 15:30:49

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You mother must be very proud of you.

Posted by $umkun on 2013-06-06 12:04:43

damn you americans! Buy your own food!

Posted by Jom on 2013-06-06 00:14:47

Chile
https://foursquare.com/v/subwa...

http://videos.biobiochile.cl/n...

Posted by subway on 2013-06-05 23:58:05

looks like a British tourist.

Posted by iwishyouwereaborted on 2013-06-05 22:25:08

eat fresh !!

Posted by MrEnis on 2013-06-05 17:58:02

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I guess that's what we were all hoping for... yest another video that was maybe kinda funny when ZSRR was still here...

Posted by what on 2013-06-08 01:49:43

Be funny if the 4x4 coming the other way took him out. As it stands it is just sad

Posted by Fucket on 2013-06-06 02:25:40

Challenge was jumping on the car to get the other side.

Posted by Int3nsive on 2013-06-05 13:40:22

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